If your Pop! Black Phillip begins talking to you, it’s probably best to ignore whatever the barbarous goat has to say.
Unless the four-legged antagonist in the 2016 film “The Witch: A New-England Folktale” tells you to buy more Funko Pop! Horror figures.
Then it might be worth a listen.
Black Phillip — depicted standing with an apple — is due to creep out of the woods and onto shelves (and hopefully not into your nightmares) in July. Preorder yours today or take your chances fighting the goat.