…an advent calendar without chocolate. /sadface
Funko parents, I have some bad news! Your daily holiday chocolate fix will NOT come from Funko this December. And although most advent calendars don’t contain chocolate morsels, I think we can all agree the best ones DO (hint hint). So after you rip open 24 days of Christmas on the 1st day of December, please remember these little guys present a clear and present choking hazard to anyone with a sweet tooth. Mostly because they are made of vinyl and taste like the tears of Funko’s haters.
But alas, Funko will give us 24 days of extremely cute tiny Freddy Funko collectibles. The only thing cuter than tiny Freddy’s dressed up as Christmas icons, would be 24 miniature Holiday Porgs.
What will you do with your advent calendar? Will you open up every day immediately upon arrival at your doorstep? Will you wake up every morning at 5am, and like a small child bust open the current day Freddy while gleefully listening to Christmas carols? I know what I’ll be doing with mine, and it may involve opening it up in front of my kids while laughing at them because I have 24 miniature presents and they have NONE!